The Greatest County Fair on Earth
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The Great Darke County Fair, held in Greenville, Ohio is my inspiration for this one.
If you are ever near midwestern Ohio in late August and like the county fair scene, don't let this one get away. For years it has been billed (at least locally) as the largest/greatest county fair on earth. It may or may not be true but it pretty darn big with a lot of everything that makes up a fair.
"The Greatest County Fair on Earth"
"the greatest county fair on earth"
corn curls
pretty girls
the prize is still in the cracker jacks
sticky fingers
memory lingers
all the way home
bowling shoes
like fox news
wear thin real fast
lipstick on the collar
kisses for a dollar
the midway never sleeps
guess my weight
not on the first date
win a bear instead
racing horses
uncontrollable forces
leave me weak in the knees
cotton candy
a flask of brandy
aren’t exactly health food
indigestion
satisfaction
the difference is just the gas
ferris wheels
copping feels
beneath the bleacher seats
band show
take it slow
it’s only the first date
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What a creative and fun lyrical poem! Ah fair days are the best days. Awesome.
I've been to this fair and I agree it is the Greatest!









Cre8tor Level 4 Commenter 3 months ago
A fair to the tee! Great read on this Januly day!